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ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

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iwannabetroyesnutella:

zoella-fashionx:

Rare pic of Zoe and Joe aww

joe  looks like he is 5 and oe looks like she is 15 what

iwannabetroyesnutella:

zoella-fashionx:

Rare pic of Zoe and Joe aww

joe looks like he is 5 and oe looks like she is 15 what

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

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yourpersonalcheerleader:

dynastylnoire:

Dear white people…

I literally just had this conversation on FB with a new black.

^^

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sounddrive:

lezbehonest-005:

m3rmaiddd:

so today at work my manager accused me of flirting with a bus boy and I told her I was gay and so for the rest of the day whenever someone came near me she just kept yelling “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY LITTLE LESBIAN ALONE” so today was a good day.

MY LITTLE LESBIAN
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That is adorable!

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Eight ways in which a heterosexual person might have ended this awkward conversation

people-are-fond:

No, boys.  Thank you.

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stone-cold-brahma-bull:

It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now

stone-cold-brahma-bull:

It was a tables match.

First one to go through a table loses.

I hope everyone can appreciate this now

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
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froggosh:

nice night for a fist fight

froggosh:

nice night for a fist fight

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hatfilms + sofas [1/?]

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