Just Pure Randomness
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
When you absolutely, positively, have to make the worst decisions in the room.
Accept no substitutes.
This sounds like the worst idea but of course I want it I want it I want it.
Okay I am so in to test this X)
sounds exactly like something I would regret drinking.
It’s like Tumblr has no idea how solutions work. If you mix Vodka and Tequila you don’t get TWICE AS MUCH ALCOHOL. Vodka and tequila are both about 40% alcohol by volume…so if you mix them…you get…wait for it…a liquor that is precisely as intoxicating as either solution on its own.
Furthermore, vodka is known for it’s purity. Aside from absolutely minimal trace chemicals, it’s just water and ethanol.
So, now that science is done with this…I have bad news. Vodquila is just tequila with half as much tequila flavor. SOUNDS DEVASTATING!
This is what I imagine a gay zombie attack would sound like.
wow this is hilarious this si aSO funnt i cna tstop laighin at how FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS WWOWO BECUAS THIS ISNT OFFENSINVE AT ALL IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD BECUASE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too